MamaJamz

i spoil my dog if you put me on a desert island and said i could only have one drink and one food it would be margaritas and chips and salsa yes, chips and salsa count as one food if it's plum colored, i'll take it if it's wrapped in rice and seaweed, i'll eat it if you have something to offer me, i'll be your friend

A warning to all females

Never, I repeat, never remove your NuvaRing after chopping jalapenos.  EVEN if you’ve washed your hands several times.

Why can’t AT&T have a “singles” package, like for single people trying to afford ridiculous rent, bills and cable on their own?

#sadsinglegirl

explodingdog:

I hope you will still be my friend when I regret it.
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explodingdog:

I hope you will still be my friend when I regret it.

Somewhere in Michigan wishing for the love of god that I could fall asleep in a damn car. 

#michicantwaittogetbacktowisconsin View high resolution

Somewhere in Michigan wishing for the love of god that I could fall asleep in a damn car.

#michicantwaittogetbacktowisconsin

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codeines:

i have a theory that toddlers are like stoned people but 100% of the time

Agreed.

(Source: societydefinedbeauty)

bed storage
#icouldreallyusethisinmynewtinyapartment View high resolution

bed storage

#icouldreallyusethisinmynewtinyapartment

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#youknowyouvebeendrinkingtoomuchwhenyourediscussingpresidentsandtheirterms

My first very own apartment. Time to downsize.  Everything must go! View high resolution

My first very own apartment. Time to downsize. Everything must go!

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